Television sets in Britain have to cross the English Channel.
The boss counted noses on the plant floor as an olfactory census.
Someone who attempts long distance fraud is known as a phony.
The babysitter had several charges to take care of.
The case against a donut thief was full of holes.
The best gardening clubs are grass roots organizations.
Those with scissors shouldn’t use cutting words.
The ballerina found her feet too-too painful.
Someone who robs shoe stores is an arch criminal.
One real estate agent said to another, “House it going?”
Teaching history is old news.
A lost guy named Al had to be al-located.
The concession stand at the circus had very good coffee. It was the greatest joe on earth.
The first time I got hold of a hang glider I had to wing it.
The city planner’s job was difficult because he didn’t know what ease-meant.
Somebody was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.
Their business plan for a flower shop was cut and dried.
To termites, a group of dead trees is an arbor eat’um.
The circus had to renew their insurance policy. They were in a hurry, so the insurance company issued a three ring binder.
Teaching your kids in the heat of the moment is bad heir-conditioning.