Bundesliga Game will be very familiar to anyone who’s ever played a football game online – it’s a seemingly simple process of positioning a player while a corner kick floats in, then smacking it on the volley into the goal. And that’s it – Bundesliga Game gives you ten chances to slot goals away and nothing could be simpler. OK, actually that’s a lie – advanced meteor particle science is simpler than Bundesliga Game.

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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.

As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen! “I’m sorry Mr. Schwartz,” said the mortician, “but I can’t send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity.” And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man’s schlong. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife. “I have something to show you that you won’t believe,” he said, and opened his briefcase.

“Oh, my God!” she screamed, “Schwartz is dead!”

Try some Haloween bowling…