There were two blondes at the park.
One says, “Look at that dead seagull over there.”
And the other looks up and says, “Where?”

Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and show us North America.
Little Johnny: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Little Johnny!

A kid came to his Father and asked him the diffence between Pistol and Machine Gun.
Father said Pistol is me And Machine Gun is Your Mother.