There were two blondes at the park.
One says, “Look at that dead seagull over there.”
And the other looks up and says, “Where?”

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Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and show us North America.
Little Johnny: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Little Johnny!

Little Johnny | Email to a friend | 356 views

A kid came to his Father and asked him the diffence between Pistol and Machine Gun.
Father said Pistol is me And Machine Gun is Your Mother.

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A woman rushes home, bursting through the front door of her house yelling to her husband, “Pack your bags baby, I just won the lottery! All ?10,000,000….

“Woooohooo!!!! That’s great sweetie” he replies. “Do I pack for the beach or the mountains?”
“Who cares”, she replies, “Just f**k off!”

Men & Women | Email to a friend | 369 views