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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room.
Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
Daisy asked, “Do you have a condom?”
Donald frowned and said “No.”
Daisy told Donald that if he didn’t get a condom they could not have sex.
“Maybe they sell them at the front desk,” she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
“Yes, we do,” the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, “Would you like me to put that on your bill?”
“No!” Donald yelled. “What kind of a pervert do you think I am?”

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A darling little girl walks into a pet shop and asks with the sweetest little lisp: “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?”

The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he’s on her level, and asks:

“Do you want a wittle white wabby? Or a soft and fuwwy black wabby? Or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?”

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward, and, in a quiet whispy, little voice says: “I don’t fink my pyfon weally gives a f*** what colour it is.”

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What’s the difference between a sports car and a porcupine?
A porcupine has pricks on the outside!

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An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying his situation, he says quietly to himself, ”I’m screwed.” There is a ray of light from the sky and a voice booms out: ”No you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone in front of you and bash the head of the chief.” So the explorer picks up the stone and proceedes to bash in the head of the chief. He is breathing heavily while standing above the lifeless body. Surrounding him are the 100 native warriors with a look of shock on their faces. The voice booms out again: ”Okay…….NOW you’re screwed!”

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