Genius of the year
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing pie-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, “Great… he’s 5 … Read more »
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a streaker ran past.
One old lady had a stroke.
The other one couldn’t reach.
What do you call a woodpecker that has lost his beak?