Three men were drinking at a bar — a doctor, an attorney and a biker.
As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, “For her birthday I’m going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesn’t like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring.”
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, “For my wife’s birthday I’m going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn’t like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet.”
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, “I’m going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn’t like the T-shirt she can go ***k herself!”
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How many people can you fit in one Honda?
Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord…..
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A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. ‘Can you give me a room and bath?’ he asked the clerk.’
I can give you a room,’ the clerk said. ‘But you’ll have to take the bath by yourself!’
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During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I called room service and ordered some soda crackers. When I looked at the charge slip, I was furious. I called room service and raged, “I know I’m in a luxury hotel, but $11.50 for six crackers is ridiculous!”
“The crackers are complimentary,” the voice to the other end cooly explained. “I believe you are complaining about your room number.”
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